In Alphaville, a head nod is a no, a shake is a yes. A common hello is “I’m very well, thank you, you’re welcome”. The protagonist shoots a spy in a hotel bathroom when all he was administering was a psycho test. The complementary Bible is a dictionary with words redefined. Death row is carried out by synchronized swimmers. The super computer Alpha 60 outlaws irrational behavior like love and the result is a bizarro world full of automatons.
Lemmy: Are you on narcotics?
Seductress: No, it’s just normal.
Lemmy: Everything weird is “normal” in this hole.
Alphaville is surrealistic in tone, but invested with context that provides rules, rendering the world logical. The typically cynical and violent private eye of film noir enters an alternative universe where elements of normality are flipped, but since the reasons why are defined, the absurdity becomes normal. You learn to expect all no’s are yeses.
Blade Runner is a remake. Natasha became Rachael. Lemmy Caution became Deckard, to a lesser degree. The Outlands is Earth in Alphaville, offworld is Alphaville in Blade Runner. Professor Vonbraun is Tyrell. Both end with a ride out of the city into nothingness. Like Deckard’s Voight-Kampff test, the Alphaville cops have Natasha tell “Story 842” to Caution as either a suppressive tactic or a test of his criminality.
[Four agents appear, two from the bathroom and two from the hallway]
-Come with us!
Agent: Residents’ Control. When he doubles up, get him
…Story 842, Miss
Natasha: One day a tiny man entered a North Zone café…
…and ordered a cup of very hot, sweet coffee…
…adding, “I shan’t pay, because I’m afraid of no one”
He drank his coffee
He didn’t pay for his coffee
For the sake of peace, the café owner said nothing
But when the tiny man repeated the trick three times…
…the café owner decided to get a tough to sort him out
So, on the fourth day…
…when the tiny man called for his cup of coffee…
…the tough lumbered up to him and said:
“So you’re afraid of no one?”
“Well, neither am I”
“Make that two cups of coffee”, called the man
[Johnson begins laughing hysterically]